A piece of grey tarmac is in a bar with a piece of red tarmac.

A piece of green tarmac walks in, grabs red's drink, and saunters off.

Red tarmac, outraged, gets up to follow, but grey tarmac says, 'Leave it.'

'But he stole my drink!' fumes red.

'Yeah', says grey, 'but mate, believe me, you don't want to mess with him. He's a cycle path.'

Views: 126

Reply to This

Replies to This Discussion

So 1997.

You would have thought red tarmac would have known, with the three of them being brothers and all.

This was from column 8 in the SMH the other day btw.
took me two thread and a 3 days to get that joke.


© 2020   Created by DamianM.   Powered by

Badges  |  Report an Issue  |  Terms of Service