Cycling in Sydney Australia
Reminds me of a bad joke:
Two elderly English women decide to visit Scotland on a holiday. Walking down the street they see a kilted Scotsman on the other side of the road. Curiosity gets the better of one of the English women and she crosses the road to ask what he has under her kilt. Her friend watches from the other side of the road as she sees her ask, and the Scot's response of lifting the front of his kilt to his forehead.
The English woman flees back across the road in tears, and her friend asks what the matter was, to which she answers "It was gruesome, gruesome, utterly gruesome".
From the other side of the road the Scotsman chimes in with "If you have another look you'll see
Nup, can't do it. Sorry.
Sigh. Here's poor old me thinking it read "Noiseless Saddles" - it's the springs on my Brooks you know, can't decide if that is the kind of squeak a Brooks owner should aspire to or whether it should be taken to with a dose of ....well what? - Proofide? Chain-L? Personal L?