Carlos Kramer's Page

"The thread that came back from the dead... Saw the engineer jokes and I always liked this one:- Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the…"

"http://www.copenhagenize.com/2010/01/google-street-view-captures-toppling.html Well if it was in Australia then sure nothing funny about it, but it is Copenhagen so instead of the driver running over the cyclist, it appears that the cyclist crashed…"

"As an IGH rider can I make a smug comment? I clean them whenever I do a full drivetrain service. On cheap Shimano ones with a sleeve and cups it helps, on expensive ones with sealed bearings not so much. My seriously abused MTB was making ugly…"

"Hey you forgot those poor people who have lost their motor vehicle licences and are forced to ride a bicycle. Pretty sure that in the popular imagination the only adults who ride bicycles and who don't do it for recreation are those who are…"

"Not only is Richard dangerous on a bike he also is a very scary hostess on tonight 's news"

"Some years back I read something about the difference between Australian roundabouts and those in many European countries was that the European ones were designed with large deflections and narrow entries which required vehicles to make sharp turns…"

"rofl"

"You can tell from the rear tyre that his helmet weighs approx. 50kg. It contains satellite comms, nuclear (noocular) codes and a red button. If you zoom in on the windscreen of the first parked car next to the grassy knoll, zoom, zoom, enhance, you…"

"I'm laughing!"

"There's this bloke from the USA who has a tag along behind him (probably his daughter) and flanked by the Secret Service motorcade- I saw it sometime ago and saved it for later."

"And yet another instance in which Australia makes itself a laughing stock."

"Fining him would have been fairly pointless, since the collection options regarding foreign residents are sketchy in the least. I expect the police only wanted to warn him anyway."

"Fixing his hair would have cost more than the fine!"

"Great PR-stunt... Dick knows how to get noticed."

"Well he failed when it came to assessing the risk of getting a helmet fine - then again maybe he didn't, pretty sure his minders would have persuaded Adelaide's finest to just let Mr Branson off with a warning. Gotta laugh or else…"