"Is that a voice of interest I hear from under that great moustache-nurturing schnoz there Mr H? ;-)
You'll have to come along to the yet-to-be-named (or even -confirmed) inaugural Sydney Cyclist Movember bike ride to see whether I manage to…"
"I hope so too, given that I don't possess any of the three (although I did once know a bloke with b), and presumably c)...)
If I hear that there's enough interest (famous last words) I'll quit hijacking this thread and we can start…"