Posted on April 6, 2008 at 6:19pm
A piece of road walks into a bar and declares to all its occupants:
"I'm the hardest bit of bitumen in the whole of this town!"
The piano player stops and the bar goes deadly silent. After a brief
pause, all eyes drop, the pianist returns to playing and the piece of
road pulls up a bar stool and settles down to a beer.
Five minutes later, a piece of dual carriageway throws open the bar
door. Once again, the bar goes… Continue