Dear douchebag who told me to 'hurry up' on the SHB,
If 20km/h up the Dawes Point end is too slow for you, that's what overtaking is for. I'm glad you figured that out eventually; I hope that the 15 second lead you'd built up by the Milson's Point stairs was every bit as satisfying as you'd wished for, and that your saddle causes pudendal nerve entrapment.
Admittedly I'm somewhat amused by the fact that two months into my life as a commuting cyclist, I haven't had a single driver-related drama (touch wood), and the first and only time I've been douchebagged at whilst riding was by another cyclist on one of the rare occasions when I was doing nothing wrong. Mostly I'm just hoping for pudendal nerve entrapment, though.